iTs RaNdOm AnD cRaZeH tImE!!!

Yes yes you shall but only for a moment because you will feel hungry and would want to eat himbut then he beats you by eating you up first before you get the chance. XD

Will Bandit ever give me back my cookie that he stole???

no cause, you nicked it off the gummy bear and he was hired by him to get it back off you,

will i ever become a popstar?

*is eaten* yees but you will sing "ORANGE ORANGE ORANGE ORANGR ORANGE ORANGE MOOSE!"

Will I ever eat my pencil?...*stares at pencil*

of course he will, but then he will become bbq ribs *licks lips* i cant wait *smiles darkly*

do you think space is a girl or boy?

thats just evil!!! poor mr oinkers

and duuuhh everyone knows that space is obviously a girl duuurr its cuz girls rock!!! XD

why is it sooo hard for peeps to admit that batman is waaayyy better than superman??

pshh of course not cuz batman will come back and kick his butt with plutonium or whatever that green glowy thing is called

now to a cereal question:
will cows ever fly to the moon with jetpacks?

XD its krynite or somethings

NUUUUUUUU they go they will go to far and find the banana king, then when he sings a song about sticking banana's in places they will fall onto the moon and never get back to earth,

Can water spit itself?

*Cough cough i totally knew it was kryptinite that was my first guess but i wanted it to sound kewler with plutonium duhhh

yes yes it can water can do a lot of amazing stuff like make loogies and spit at people who try to drink from it but sadly it messes up and when it spits it comes back and hits its eyes

why cant i find nemo???

cause i battered him, the cooked him in that oveny thingy for like 30mins then threw him back in the sky and that shark that doesnt eat fish eated him, i dived in to save him but it was too late so i made the acusse that he is dead

do you think i could ever grew up to be a mexican?

nahh because before you even get the chance you will trip and fall into a never ending well thingy

would i ever get caught if i try to go all ninja and steal a cookie??

yes but your not a good ninja and fails so you end up getting hobknobs instead, that day will be a dark day 4 u

will a cookie ever steal meh?

yes yes it will because is psychotic it will break into your house and take you back to his gingerbread home of dooom and question you by holding a yucky cookie sword to you and he willl keep questioning you "Do you know the muffinman?? the muffinman that lives on dreary lane?!?!"

will i ever have the power to go through walls??

nuuuuu i dont know the muffinman "let me goooooooooooooo"

yes, but u will work into the mens bathroom then the power will need to be like recharged and u will be stuck in there cause if u just walk out everyone will think ur a he/she

who knows the muffinman?

yes yes of course i know the muffin man how can i forget he sent me to jail for trying to eat him i dont know why something bout him not being a muffin....

why cant a fish go meow??

because, if a fish went meow it would start up a cat mafia, to kill the cats that eat fishies, so peeps have stopped this happening

WHY DONT I TYPE THIS QUESTION IN SMALL LETTERS?

Cuz your a weirdo that is just plain weird that wants to weirdly type his weird question in this strange weird caps as some weird peoples would call it but yea weird.

why do pinguins walkl so funnny?